I had a meeting today.

The focal point of which was a long, power-point presentation...always good times. The seventh-level business-speak ninja presenting actually used the terms "Business Chassis" and "Throughput" in a single sentence when speaking about a "30,000 Square-Foot Opportunity". I am convinced that designing corporate language is the only way to go- "Costitunity" (need to try to take "tit" out of there somehow-it will look terrible in a business plan) "Positracticty" "Sales Dumping Point" "Scorched Benefits Policy" "DownSmarting"