McSweeneys...

A great article instructing high school basketball coaches on how how best to cover TeenWolf. (pictured at the right, and his NBA equivalent Baron Davis, below)

"While you're welcome to try it, my feeling is that man-to-man defense simply isn't an option. Some teams like to play a box-and-one, which generally works well against most lycanthropes."

For the record, I would use man-to-man, maybe mix in a 2-3 zone, give him the jumpshot, and try to shut down the rest of the Beavers-shouldn't be too hard to do, their starting center is Francis from "Pee-Wee's Big Adventure" for chrissake