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incomparable Larry David wrote an incredible op-ed in the Times describing why he refuses to see "Brokeback Mountain" Could we please replace Maureen Dowd with Larry David? Here's a sampling...

But I don't trust him. If two cowboys, male icons who are 100 percent all-man, can succumb, what chance to do I have, half- to a quarter of a man, depending on whom I'm with at the time? I'm a very susceptible person, easily influenced, a natural-born follower with no sales-resistance.