there's nerdy and then there's

staging a live re-creation of Mike Tyson's Punchout!-complete with a band to play the backup music. -GI Joe is looking pretty soft now that you can get a Ghostface Killa action figure. -there may be a new face at the top of the heap in the heated world of poisonous-snake kissing!

I need to read Pravda more often, obviously

good lord! Condoleeza Rice evidently made some anti-Russian comment the other, day and the Russians did not take it well-the leader of the Liberal and Democratic Party of Russia gave a hilarious interview attributing the statements to Condi being single, old, and not getting any...

This is the only way to satisfy her needs of a female. She derives pleasure from it. If she has no man by her side at her age, he will never appear. Even if she had a whole selection of men to choose from she would stay single because her soul and heart have hardened. Like Napoleon, Genghis Khan, Tamerlane, or Alexander the Great of Macedon Ms. Rice needs to fight and release tough public statements in global scale. She needs to be on top of the world.

No, he din't!!! Oh, snap! The interview goes on and on in some really hysterical slightly-broken English, before he wraps up saying she...

Condoleeza Rice needs a company of soldiers. She needs to be taken to barracks where she would be satisfied. On the other hand, she can hardly be satisfied because of her age. This is a complex. She needs to return to her university and teach students there. She could also deal with psychological analysis.