McSweeneys...

A great article instructing high school basketball coaches on how how best to cover TeenWolf. (pictured at the right, and his NBA equivalent Baron Davis, below)

"While you're welcome to try it, my feeling is that man-to-man defense simply isn't an option. Some teams like to play a box-and-one, which generally works well against most lycanthropes."

For the record, I would use man-to-man, maybe mix in a 2-3 zone, give him the jumpshot, and try to shut down the rest of the Beavers-shouldn't be too hard to do, their starting center is Francis from "Pee-Wee's Big Adventure" for chrissake

I had a meeting today.

The focal point of which was a long, power-point presentation...always good times. The seventh-level business-speak ninja presenting actually used the terms "Business Chassis" and "Throughput" in a single sentence when speaking about a "30,000 Square-Foot Opportunity". I am convinced that designing corporate language is the only way to go- "Costitunity" (need to try to take "tit" out of there somehow-it will look terrible in a business plan) "Positracticty" "Sales Dumping Point" "Scorched Benefits Policy" "DownSmarting"