Happy VD from the NBA

Smoove B had better watch his back-for some reason second-year point guard Delonte West of the Boston Celtics agreed to walk ESPN through his perfect Valentine's Day, and the universe exploded in an inferno of ridiculousness...a couple choice quotes "I'd have the music pumping on the radio. The Jim Jones pumping, you know, 'Summer in Miami' song pumping. Got to keep a little gangsta, you can't be too soft. You can't be in there playing some guy that's crying, talking about don't leave me and love me baby, wah wah and all that. So Jim Jones pumping and then from there, wind blowing through the hair, boom, we get straight to the point -- we eat afterwards because I don't want to kiss no onions. I don't want to kiss you tasting like onions and steak and mushrooms and everything." "The red Moet, we ain't popping no Kristal, it tastes like urination." "When we're on the yacht eating, we're going to have some Popeyes chicken. That's for dinner. It's to let her know, put a mental image on her mind, first and foremost, if you ain't from the hood, you don't like Popeyes chicken." mashed potatoes will also be served.

Down with America! Down with KFC!

Colonel Sanders is a blashphemous puppet of the great Satan! Seriously-they have KFC in Pakistan? I'm as surprised as anyone.