it does exist!!!
Last night as I was coming home from basketball, I spotted it-the infamous "Apocalypse Cow" the rarest of Pacific NW car species-the Sasquatch if you will of automobiles. I am fortunate that we live right in its natural habitat-ie, directly across the street from a sketchy bar that its owners frequent. Various people in SE have seen this magnificent freak of automotive nature, but here it is captured in vivid color
In fig.1 we get a good over all perspective of the cowprint markings that transform this from a typical late-80's Mazda into this special misunderstood vehicle. The "Apocalypse Cow" scrawled across the side in vaguely Anarcho-Punk Font is also an unmistakablely unique and baffling trait. In fig.2 we get to the car's most distinctive feature. 
Now, this would not be out of place on say, Boss Hogg's Cadillac, or the wall of a western aparrel store-and one has to be amazed that this car can move under it's own power with 200 pounds of longhorn on the hood, but nature is a strange thing, sometimes cruel, often beautiful, and this miraculous beast survives.
In fig.1 we get a good over all perspective of the cowprint markings that transform this from a typical late-80's Mazda into this special misunderstood vehicle. The "Apocalypse Cow" scrawled across the side in vaguely Anarcho-Punk Font is also an unmistakablely unique and baffling trait. In fig.2 we get to the car's most distinctive feature. 
Now, this would not be out of place on say, Boss Hogg's Cadillac, or the wall of a western aparrel store-and one has to be amazed that this car can move under it's own power with 200 pounds of longhorn on the hood, but nature is a strange thing, sometimes cruel, often beautiful, and this miraculous beast survives.
posted by Donnie at 3/01/2006 11:31:00 PM
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